i'm cute

what am i doing in the bathroom at work:

1. popping a pimple/squeezing a blackhead.
2. sitting on the toilet playing solitaire.
3. picking my nose.
4. trying to get all my farts out.
5. crying.
6. actually going to the bathroom.
7. taking selfies and putting them on instagram/tumblr.
8. trying to fix my hair in a way that hides all my greasy roots.
9. plucking a giant black hair i just found on my chin.
10. texting everyone about how much i hate work.