everyday heroes

shout out to the guy who asked me after i had finished barfing my face off in front of the gas station on 45th and duval, if i wanted some water. 

shout out to my roommate for picking me up as i wandered the streets of austin.

shout out to that extra beer i wasn't going to drink but then was bought for me. and shout out to to those guys in that apartment we went to. who when suzanne asked whose it was they all said "no one's."

shout out to no phone guy who i haven't talked to in a month telling me i can just go into his work and talk to him sometime, and he was going to the bar next week to hang out with me but did not allude to any specific day so now am i going to have to go to the bar every day next week?

shout out to my long forgotten dignity, because the one thing i said to no phone after a month of not talking, when he asked me how i was, was that i barfed my guts out last night in front of the gas station on 45th and duval and i concluded that it was "really cute."

i would hang up

currently the IT guy at my work is verbally assaulting, literally yelling at, someone on the phone saying that the reason "it don't work" is that they are using firefox and not internet explorer to try and open their web mail and it only works on internet explorer.

the other day at work, a fellow staff member (a manager) was complaining in a conference that his new email "don't work" and i was like, okay, what's the problem what kind of error message are you getting? he was on the phone with us, so i assume he opens up his computer or whatever, and he just goes "it don't work." i then asked again, was it the password that was incorrect, or what? and then he yelled, "it just don't work what part of it don't work don't you understand." so then i asked if he was connected to the internet and he got insulted.

shoot for the moon

i have finally done it. i have had sex with the correct person and now i receive free coffee.